The Happiness =)

Life's been pretty smooth lately.

I got a job, first of all. And to have a few students for the first week itself is a good start. Despite how sucky I was in teaching the first class. But I definitely still have space to improve. =)

Also, doing extra job like sequencing for money also makes me happy. :D Though I got only one song SHUDDUP.

I joined the gym, so I'll be hitting the gym in uh... well, very soon. =) With this, comes my CNY wish. *SEE LENG CHAI HEHEH ;) *

Chinese New Year is just 2 days away! And tomorrow is CNY eve! Can't wait to have dinner that night! It's gonna be an awesome dinner :))))))))))))))))))))

Cookie monster mode : ON

CNY resolution : Eat as much as possible. Gain 2 kilos. xD

The Ugly Truth

Rules for going on a date.

Rule #1: Never criticize. Yes, even if it's constructive.
Rule #2: Laugh at whatever he says even if it's not funny. Fake laugh is like a fake orgasm, better than no orgasm at all.
Rule #3: Men are visual. Comfort and efficiency is good except nobody wants to fuck it.
Rule #4: Never talk about your problems cause men don't really listen or care. 'How you doing' is just guy code for 'let me stick my dick in your ass'.
Rule #5: Make your hair longer cause men like something to grab on to.
Rule #6: You have to be the saint and the sinner. The librarian and the stripper.

Now you know why you're still single.