Rules for going on a date.
Rule #1: Never criticize. Yes, even if it's constructive.
Rule #2: Laugh at whatever he says even if it's not funny. Fake laugh is like a fake orgasm, better than no orgasm at all.
Rule #3: Men are visual. Comfort and efficiency is good except nobody wants to fuck it.
Rule #4: Never talk about your problems cause men don't really listen or care. 'How you doing' is just guy code for 'let me stick my dick in your ass'.
Rule #5: Make your hair longer cause men like something to grab on to.
Rule #6: You have to be the saint and the sinner. The librarian and the stripper.
Now you know why you're still single.
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